She tries to assist him escape and are met by a patrol, but the diary disintegrates earlier than Lisa can end reading it. Bart, upset at the changes, tries to sabotage the wedding by bringing Krusty’s former wives. Eleven September 2015 (Exotic Tropical Diseases) Global heating is bringing exotic tropical diseases to the US. 12 November 2015 (Pollution in Ogoniland) Pollution in Ogoniland is just as dangerous now because it was 20 years in the past when Nigeria executed protest leaders. 31 October 2015 (Asylum for Edward Snowden) The European Parliament voted symbolically in favor of offering asylum to Edward Snowden. Homer and Marge try curling and uncover that Marge is talented on account of her experience sweeping floors. Once once more, Homer and Marge attempt to self-discipline Bart after Mrs. Krabappel tells them that Bart has not been doing his homework, however Bart has a plan to control Homer’s strictness and Marge’s sympathetic ear. When Mrs. Krabappel takes an prolonged absence, her students join with the other fourth grade class the place Bart falls for a lady named Nikki. When Bart discovers what she did, he creates a faux pin and trades it to get back her necklace. When he discovers what happened to Homer, Bart threatens to inform Marge except Homer embarrasses himself.

Meanwhile, a company recruiter encourages Homer, Lenny, and Carl to work for a nuclear plant in Capital City after Mr. Burns announces a moratorium on free donuts on account of budget cuts. However, the nurses destroy it due to the additional work they need to do after the seniors play with it. Lisa discovers a diary of a Simpson ancestor named Eliza who meets a slave named Virgil. They plan to forfeit the final match until Homer discovers that Marge has been hiding that she is left-handed. Bart is punished and is compelled to update Homer about his homework. Lisa tells Bart that she knows it was Bart who truly wrote the notice. When Marge and Homer study from a be aware from Lisa about what Bart goes to do, Homer stops him in time. Stoner comedy remains to be going strong immediately – if no more so right this moment, as weed becomes more socially acceptable – and it may be traced again to this three-phrase punch line. They’re invited by Agnes and Principal Skinner to join their blended curling group going to the Winter Olympics, which added the event as a demonstration sport. At the Olympics, Lisa begins gathering mascot pins.

To cover his tracks, Homer begins spending his windfall on nameless gifts for the household, one of which is hiring different rock band Coldplay to carry out for Bart. When Bart falls off the roof of the school, the ban prevents anybody from touching him, so Nikki resuscitates him. The 2 are seen kissing, which ends up in a ban on public displays of affection in the college. The discourse then, by a simple transition, turns upon the spirit which glows throughout the bosom of Felix, upon which level Felix himself becomes eloquent, and relates a thrilling anecdote of the time when he used to take a seat up until two o’clock in the morning reading French, and the way his mother used to say, ‘Felix, you’ll make yourself in poor health, I know you will;’ and the way HE used to say, ‘Mother, I don’t care-I’ll do it;’ and how ultimately his mother privately procured a doctor to come back and see him, who declared, the moment he felt his pulse, that if he had gone on studying one evening extra-only one night more-he should have put a blister on every temple, and one other between his shoulders; and who, because it was, sat down upon the instant, and writing a prescription for a blue pill, mentioned it should be taken immediately, or he wouldn’t reply for the consequences.

THAT with reference to the mentioned bane and antidote, your Dedicator has no further remarks to make, than are comprised within the printed directions issued with Doctor Morison’s pills; particularly, that every time your Honourable sex take twenty-5 of Number, 1, you may be pleased to take fifty of Number 2, with out delay. After first meeting Nikki by way of OnlyFans, he had given her his phone number. Meanwhile, when Lisa writes a submit on-line about being disliked for being an overachiever, First Lady Michelle Obama comes to Springfield and makes a speech in regards to the importance of teachers. At the library, Lisa learns that they escaped to the Simpson home where Virgil impresses Eliza’s father, which makes Lisa suppose Eliza was a hero. Ned Flanders reluctantly invitations the Simpson household to hitch him on a church retreat to Jerusalem at the suggestion of Reverend Lovejoy. Homer is unappreciative of the culture, which annoys Ned. When Homer angers Ned for sleeping on Jesus’ tomb, Homer thinks he went into the desert and goes after him. Smithers is left in cost at the power plant, and Homer and his friends begin taking advantage of his kindness.